Omg omg omg omg omg omg! Hitler got phone call from new BFF's and we had a blast! Stalin, Tojo, Mussolini, Bush, Osama, AND Hussein all talked to Ant and Magnus!!!

So, if you wanna call Hitler and chat, call Hitler at 513-248-1126 or 513-673-3027 and be sure to ASK FOR HITLER!!!

Not much else happened with Hitler today, but Hitler will be sure to update you if anything else does happen to Hitler!

HITLER OUT!

Today was terrific for Hitler! Hitler has created the German Alliance (Pic below! ) along with Tojo, Stalin, Mussolini, and Bush! AND Hitler has made a NEW best friend named ANT! Hitler spoke for ever and ever to new friend of Hitler's, they cool. But they laugh at Hitler's acting skill. BAH!

^ Larger version of image available upon request to Hitler! ^

Anyways, gassing the Jews has been going good, so Hitler glad!

Hitler is expecting phone call from new friend, Hitler can't wait!

NOTES FOR HITLER FANS: Hitler will no longer do Hitler Update's on a previous entry, he will create a brand new web entry so it's easier to find!

TRANSLATION FROM ENGLISH TO GERMAN:

Heutiger Tag war für Hitler terrific! Hitler hat das deutsche Bündnis verursacht (Pic unten!  ) zusammen mit Tojo, Stalin, Mussolini und Bush! UND Hitler hat einen NEUEN besten Freund gebildet, der ANT genannt wird! Hitler sprach für überhaupt und überhaupt zum neuen Freund von Hitlers, kühlen sie ab. Aber sie lachen an Hitlers verantwortlicher Fähigkeit. BAH!

 Sowieso ist das Gasen der Juden gut gegangen, so frohes Hitler!  Hitler erwartet Telefonanruf vom neuen Freund, Hitler kann nicht warten!

ACHTUNG!

On 9/15/05, Hitler and allies are declaring war on US! US shall be crushed... puny, facist government. BAH! Makes me sick you have no leader eliminating your Jews!

A JEW KILLED HITLER'S MOTHER! HITLER DISGRUNTLED!

But, don't expect news programs to cover Hitler's declaration of war on US! They too busy covering looting negroids in Louisiana! Ha ha! This hush-hush operation! Hitler have strong allies. Very strong allies, indeed!

PUNY AMERICANS BE BOMBED INTO OBLIVION BY TOP SECRET NAZI NUKE IN NEW YORK CITY! Suitcase sized!

Hitler, in leage with Al Queda, will CRUSH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Hitler out!

HITLER'S UPDATE!

Hitler forgot to include his wonderful friends and allies in the war against America: Hideki Tojo, (He cool), George W. Bush (War for OIL!), Benito Mussolini (Good ally, good friend of Hitler) and Joseph Stalin! (He brilliant, but crazy, crazy, crazy!!)

IN LEAGE WITH THE AL QUEDA, THE NATIONS OF GERMANY, JAPAN, RUSSIA, ITALY, AND ALL THOSE OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST WILL CRUSH AMERICA!

Hi! This is Adolf Hitler!

Hitler is new to the whole Xanga thing, so be nice, okay? And Hitler won't throw you in the ovens! Ha ha! I kid, I kid.

Hitler will update his life on a daily basis on this Xanga thingy and you all will know what is happening in Hitler's life in the 21st century on a daily basis!

HITLER'S UPDATE!

Okay, so today Hitler went over to see George W. Bush at the hospital, right? Right! Well, so, Hitler got some flowers to see if his tuberculosis he got down in New Orleans was any better. Well, Hitler went to the lobby to wait until visiting hours are open, he saw the CUTEST little German women sitting across from there. Hitler took the comb from his pocket, brushed his hair straight down, combed his 'stache, and dusted off his suit.

Okay, okay. Hitler was sweating when she got up to get a magazine from the rack next to him... her breasts were like double d's! Hitler was trying with all his might to not get a boner in his tight suit, but it was to no avail, once she got next to him, his boner popped right up... in full view of cute German girl.

So, she blushed and looked away and went back to her seat and giggled. Hitler got up to go to the bathroom to try and get rid of his boner in private...

Hitler does that, goes potty, yadda yadda yadda, goes back into lobby, but cute German girl no more there. Hitler disappointed then... but then Hitler realizes that he just sat on his flowers for Bush! This made Hitler sad.

After a few more minutes of waiting, visiting hours were starting, and he went up to the fifth floor to see his good friend Bush. Hitler entered Bush's room number, room 666, and greeted him in German. Bush didn't look very good... he had a respirator hooked up to him, a bag of blood... not a good scene.

Bush was sleeping so Hitler left the flowers by his side and wrote a note saying that Hitler was there.

Hitler also wrote that once Bush is better, that he should go party with Musolini, Tojo, and his good ol' buddy Hitler.

Hitler then went to get some McDonalds... MORE UPDATES LATER!